Oh Amazon

If anyone ever got a hold of my amazon.com search and purchase history they might have a few questions...like

Why do you need all those specimen cups?...

The needle-less syringes? I dont understand...

EEEEWWW... you bought disposable speculums?

Well yes, yes I did buy all that stuff. And thank you amazon.com for providing me with an avenue to buy all of this from the comfort of my couch while watching ancient aliens on the History Channel.

Oh how fun it is to amass the supplies you need for at home insemination.